"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr-
Holy Batman and Robin!!!!
Middle age has bitten her in the butt, BIGTIME! I didn't even recognize this picture of Sharon Stone.... Join the crowd, sweetie, it happens to all of us.
She just isn't doing it gracefully, sometimes you just gotta know when to fold 'em, she hasn't figured that one out yet.
Meowwwwwwwwwww, can I have a saucer for my milk, pleez...
And NO, I didn't write HOT on her shirt, I snagged this pix from Perez Hilton - he always writes stuff all over his pages.
tehehehe
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
She looks Mah-velous, Dahling...
Lauren Hutton - Best looking 60+ year old I've seen in years. Oh, how I envy her little boobs! *sigh*
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